Nerdy Cheesy Love Lines

There are these "Weekly Engineering Love Lines" inside the UBC Engineers' Handbook which I find to be really Nerdy and Cute(&cheesy).
I think some of the lines are good to use in a class.

-If I am sin^2(theta) you must be cos^2(theta) because together we are 1.
-Our love is like dividing by zero, you cannot define it.
-My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
-You're so gneiss, I'll never take you for granite.
-I less than three you! (I <3 Y)
-You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
-"You want to see me solve a quadratic?"
-I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
-You're so hot you denature my proteins.
-Are you the square root of 2? I feel irrational when I'm around you.
-Forget Hydrogen you're my Number 1 element.
-You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to
you.
-If they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.
-You are the ln(e).

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